Updated Tuesday, March 03, 2026
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Politics & Policy
A groundbreaking federal program now assesses immigration's impact by measuring the quality of home furnishings immigrants bring into the country.
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Global Affairs & Diplomacy
A critical minerals negotiation with an Australian mining executive was derailed when a cursed fax machine in...
Global Affairs & Diplomacy
The Democratic Republic of Congo has signed an agreement ceding control of its cobalt, lithium, and copper res...
Politics & Policy
A fleeting insurrection by congressional Republicans against presidential tariff powers evaporated Thursday, c...
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Politics & Policy
A handful of Republican representatives have voted with Democrats to challenge presidential tariffs against Ca...
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Politics & Policy
A partial government shutdown threatens to idle vast sections of the Department of Homeland Security, leaving...
Politics & Policy
The Department of Homeland Security has strategically allowed its funding to lapse, citing an opportunity to f...
Sports
The International Olympic Committee confirmed Chloe Kim's third consecutive snowboard halfpipe gold medal was...
Sports
Federal agents detained snowboarder Chloe Kim Thursday, halting her Olympic bid after authorities classified h...
Economy & Markets
A Cleveland man awoke Tuesday to find 130,000 jobs inexplicably added to his personal economy, clogging his dr...
Economy & Markets
The U.S. Labor Department reported a stunning surge of 130,000 new jobs in January, a figure later revealed to...
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The Bureau of Labor Statistics has established a new agency to hire citizens as performers of fictional jobs, physically embodying statistical gains t...
A Washington, D.C. man's routine web search for economic data has escalated into a recursive nightmare of bureaucratic revisions and paradoxes.
Financial journalist Jim Wyckoff began his daily Kitco.com market roundup by noting a 'modest price pressure' on gold amid an 'uptick in risk.
Chinese officials have suspended all Lunar New Year preparations after gold and silver prices failed to decline sufficiently before the holiday.
The Baltimore School District has mandated all local Jewish educational institutions incorporate mandatory coursework on the cultural diplomacy of reg...
A Baltimore social studies teacher has replaced her entire lesson plan with the lyrical content of Bad Bunny's Super Bowl LX halftime show.
A Manhattan settlement hearing devolved into farce as Justin Baldoni's attorney, Bryan Freedman, operated under the delusion that the legal proceeding...
An attempt by Blake Lively's attorney to introduce a peacock as a symbol of reconciliation in a film dispute backfired when the bird immediately estab...
A Cleveland man insists that reading Garry Trudeau's 'The Doonesbury Chronicles' has triggered a physical phenomenon he calls 'blowback,' which manife...
Garry Trudeau discovered this morning that every panel of his February 2026 Doonesbury strips had morphed into terrifying geological formations overni...
The producers of 'The Culture Show' podcast have formally petitioned the City of Boston for municipal recognition as a department dedicated to parsing...
Milwaukee's One Trick Pony events venue has canceled all non-vintage market activities after coordinator Maureen Post interpreted the establishment's...
Facing a deluge of confidential material, Thames Valley Police have been forced to create a specialized administrative unit solely to assess the volum...