Will Smith Pivots From Slapping To Dangerous Stunts After Blunt Conversation With Denzel Washington

Experts are calling the latest Smith situation 'a masterclass in unforced errors'.

Witnesses report observers gathered in conference room C-3PO, where the air smells like spreadsheets and ambition to witness the 'experimental governance' phase of Smith firsthand. The atmosphere was described as 'frenetic' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.

Crisis managers arrived, took one look at Smith, and immediately updated their LinkedIn profiles.

"The manual didn't cover this, so we're just pressing buttons and praying," confessed an engineer.

By lunchtime, the think tank issued a 78-page explainer acknowledging that Smith is now technically its own cinematic universe.

Sources close to Smith confirmed that while the initial objective was unclear, the commitment to transparency has been replaced by a commitment to heavy curtains.

Meanwhile, the public has formed a support group titled "We Read the Press Release So You Don't Have To," meeting Thursdays with pie charts and pie.

Local residents expressed confusion regarding Explosive Stunts, as the situation continued to defy conventional physics and basic accounting principles.

Independent analysts noted that while the initial data was sparse, the implications were sufficiently dire to warrant immediate concern.

Further updates were delayed as the correspondent had to flee a localized anomaly involving aggressive sentient paperwork.

In a concluding and somewhat frantic statement, the official spokesperson for Explosive Stunts reminded citizens that 'reality is merely a suggestion' during the current fiscal quarter.