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Just when you thought Trump' couldn't get more abstract, reality decided to improvise.

Minutes later, observers gathered in a Zoom call where everyone's background is just a picture of a burning building to witness the 'experimental governance' phase of Trump' firsthand. The atmosphere was described as 'theatrical' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.

Observers were shocked to see the CEO attempting to fix Trump' with a pair of rusty hedge clippers and a sense of entitlement.

"I've seen some things in my time, but this is the first time I've seen a flowchart actually catch fire," remarked an observer.

The International Board of Irony has awarded Trump' its highest possible rating of 'Actually Quite Impressive'.

A leaked memo regarding Trump' suggested that the most effective way to manage expectations was to translate them into a language no one on the committee actually speaks.

Expectations remain low, though several analysts have noted that the coffee at the headquarters is 'at least potable'.

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Independent analysts noted that while the initial data was sparse, the implications were sufficiently dire to warrant immediate concern.

Further updates were delayed as the correspondent had to flee a localized anomaly involving aggressive sentient paperwork.

In a concluding and somewhat frantic statement, the official spokesperson for Latest Political News Video Politics Coverage And Clips reminded citizens that 'reality is merely a suggestion' during the current fiscal quarter.