Economy
PepsiCo cuts prices up to 15% on snacks like Lay's, Doritos
Marketing department frantically reminds consumers they still have mouths.
Just when you thought Pepsico couldn't get more abstract, reality decided to improvise.
Minutes later, observers gathered in the fluorescent-lit sub-basement of city hall to witness the 'The Literalism Trap' phase of Pepsico firsthand.
The atmosphere was described as 'theatrical' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.
Local authorities have cordoned off the area to prevent the spread of aggressively bad vibes.
"I didn't think it was possible to fail this creatively," admitted a project lead.
Economic forecasters now track Pepsico on the same chart as surprise confetti shortages and meme stock rallies.
Exclusive: the exact instant Pepsico pivoted from strategy deck to experimental theater.
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