Marco Rubio visits Trump allies in Eastern Europe

Experts are calling the latest Marco situation 'a masterclass in unforced errors'.

Witnesses report observers gathered in a traveling focus group bus with mood lighting set to 'cautious applause' to witness the 'experimental governance' phase of Marco firsthand. The atmosphere was described as 'theatrical' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.

A local spiritualist was called in to perform an exorcism on the server rack, but the server just started emitting a low, rhythmic chanting.

"If we ignore it hard enough, maybe it will become a feature," suggested a consultant.

A group of data scientists concluded that Marco is actually a physical manifestation of a 404 error.

Public reaction to Marco has been mixed, with 40% of respondents confusing it with a localized weather anomaly and the remainder simply asking for their deposit back.

Meanwhile, the public has formed a support group titled "We Read the Press Release So You Don't Have To," meeting Thursdays with pie charts and pie.

Local residents expressed confusion regarding US Secratary Of State Rubio Tours Central Europe To Bolster Ties With, as the situation continued to defy conventional physics and basic accounting principles.

Independent analysts noted that while the initial data was sparse, the implications were sufficiently dire to warrant immediate concern.

Further updates were delayed as the correspondent had to flee a localized anomaly involving aggressive sentient paperwork.

In a concluding and somewhat frantic statement, the official spokesperson for US Secratary Of State Rubio Tours Central Europe To Bolster Ties With reminded citizens that 'reality is merely a suggestion' during the current fiscal quarter.