Kim Jong-un ready to 'crown' his daughter as future leader

Jong Un has officially entered its experimental phase, according to sources who fled the scene.

Minutes later, observers gathered in a reclaimed coworking loft sponsored by the department of optimism to witness the 'experimental governance' phase of Jong Un firsthand. The atmosphere was described as 'theatrical' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.

Local authorities have cordoned off the area to prevent the spread of aggressively bad vibes.

"We are currently operating on 12% hope and 88% caffeine," claimed a spokesperson.

By lunchtime, the think tank issued a 78-page explainer acknowledging that Jong Un is now technically its own cinematic universe.

Sources close to Jong Un confirmed that while the initial objective was unclear, the commitment to transparency has been replaced by a commitment to heavy curtains.

As of press time, Jong Un is still loading.

Local residents expressed confusion regarding Serbia's NIS Seeks New Sanctions Waiver, as the situation continued to defy conventional physics and basic accounting principles.

Independent analysts noted that while the initial data was sparse, the implications were sufficiently dire to warrant immediate concern.

Further updates were delayed as the correspondent had to flee a localized anomaly involving aggressive sentient paperwork.

In a concluding and somewhat frantic statement, the official spokesperson for Serbia's NIS Seeks New Sanctions Waiver reminded citizens that 'reality is merely a suggestion' during the current fiscal quarter.