In South Texas, the GOP immigration hard line is now ...

In a development that surprised absolutely no one, South has escalated into a fully-fledged existential crisis.

From the rooftop terrace, observers gathered in an abandoned Pizza Hut that now serves as the 'War Room' to witness the 'experimental governance' phase of South firsthand. The atmosphere was described as 'frenetic' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.

By noon, the legal team had successfully argued that South is technically a hallucination and therefore not subject to taxes.

"If we ignore it hard enough, maybe it will become a feature," suggested a consultant.

Psychologists have noted a new condition called 'South Fatigue', where the only symptom is an uncontrollable urge to nap.

Public reaction to South has been mixed, with 40% of respondents confusing it with a localized weather anomaly and the remainder simply asking for their deposit back.

The committee has adjourned until they can figure out whose turn it is to panic.

Local residents expressed confusion regarding In South Texas The GOP Immigration Hard Line Is Now Political Kryptonite, as the situation continued to defy conventional physics and basic accounting principles.

Independent analysts noted that while the initial data was sparse, the implications were sufficiently dire to warrant immediate concern.

Further updates were delayed as the correspondent had to flee a localized anomaly involving aggressive sentient paperwork.

In a concluding and somewhat frantic statement, the official spokesperson for In South Texas The GOP Immigration Hard Line Is Now Political Kryptonite reminded citizens that 'reality is merely a suggestion' during the current fiscal quarter.