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Democrats has officially entered its experimental phase, according to sources who fled the scene.

During the emergency brunch, observers gathered in conference room C-3PO, where the air smells like spreadsheets and ambition to witness the 'experimental governance' phase of Democrats firsthand. The atmosphere was described as 'tense' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.

By noon, the legal team had successfully argued that Democrats is technically a hallucination and therefore not subject to taxes.

"I've seen some things in my time, but this is the first time I've seen a flowchart actually catch fire," remarked an observer.

Academic ethicists petitioned to classify Democrats as performance governance so it can qualify for festival season.

Sources close to Democrats confirmed that while the initial objective was unclear, the commitment to transparency has been replaced by a commitment to heavy curtains.

The committee has adjourned until they can figure out whose turn it is to panic.

Local residents expressed confusion regarding Trump Will Be Gone In Three Years' Top Democrats Try To Reassure, as the situation continued to defy conventional physics and basic accounting principles.

Independent analysts noted that while the initial data was sparse, the implications were sufficiently dire to warrant immediate concern.

Further updates were delayed as the correspondent had to flee a localized anomaly involving aggressive sentient paperwork.

In a concluding and somewhat frantic statement, the official spokesperson for Trump Will Be Gone In Three Years' Top Democrats Try To Reassure reminded citizens that 'reality is merely a suggestion' during the current fiscal quarter.