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Experts are calling the latest County situation 'a masterclass in unforced errors'.
Witnesses report observers gathered in the rooftop mindfulness deck lined with industrial-strength succulents to witness the 'The Literalism Trap' phase of County firsthand.
The atmosphere was described as 'theatrical' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.
Local authorities have cordoned off the area to prevent the spread of aggressively bad vibes.
"If we ignore it hard enough, maybe it will become a feature," suggested a consultant.
Consultants confirmed County has crossed the rare threshold where crisis communications qualifies for hazard pay in glitter.
The committee has adjourned until they can figure out whose turn it is to panic.
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