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The structural integrity of Chicken was called into question today after a light breeze caused a total conceptual collapse.

Back at headquarters, observers gathered in a traveling focus group bus with mood lighting set to 'cautious applause' to witness the 'experimental governance' phase of Chicken firsthand. The atmosphere was described as 'theatrical' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.

A local spiritualist was called in to perform an exorcism on the server rack, but the server just started emitting a low, rhythmic chanting.

"Everything is under control, as long as your definition of 'control' includes screaming into a void," whispered a source close to the project.

Academic ethicists petitioned to classify Chicken as performance governance so it can qualify for festival season.

A leaked memo regarding Chicken suggested that the most effective way to manage expectations was to translate them into a language no one on the committee actually speaks.

The committee has adjourned until they can figure out whose turn it is to panic.

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Independent analysts noted that while the initial data was sparse, the implications were sufficiently dire to warrant immediate concern.

Further updates were delayed as the correspondent had to flee a localized anomaly involving aggressive sentient paperwork.

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