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Leaked documents suggest that Electricity is actually a 40-year social experiment conducted by a bored intern.

As the power flickered, observers gathered in a traveling focus group bus with mood lighting set to 'cautious applause' to witness the 'experimental governance' phase of Electricity firsthand. The atmosphere was described as 'theatrical' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.

Things spiraled when the backup plan turned out to be a post-it note reading 'Run'.

"We're not panicking; we're just having a very enthusiastic brainstorming session about how to run away," clarified a manager.

Academic ethicists petitioned to classify Electricity as performance governance so it can qualify for festival season.

Sources close to Electricity confirmed that while the initial objective was unclear, the commitment to transparency has been replaced by a commitment to heavy curtains.

The official Twitter account for Electricity has been replaced by a looping gif of a screaming goat.

Local residents expressed confusion regarding As Elec Tricity Costs Rise Everyone Wants Data Centers To Pick Up, as the situation continued to defy conventional physics and basic accounting principles.

Independent analysts noted that while the initial data was sparse, the implications were sufficiently dire to warrant immediate concern.

Further updates were delayed as the correspondent had to flee a localized anomaly involving aggressive sentient paperwork.

In a concluding and somewhat frantic statement, the official spokesperson for As Elec Tricity Costs Rise Everyone Wants Data Centers To Pick Up reminded citizens that 'reality is merely a suggestion' during the current fiscal quarter.