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In a development that surprised absolutely no one, Rusian has escalated into a fully-fledged existential crisis.

Back at headquarters, observers gathered in a traveling focus group bus with mood lighting set to 'cautious applause' to witness the 'experimental governance' phase of Rusian firsthand. The atmosphere was described as 'meditative' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.

Crisis managers arrived, took one look at Rusian, and immediately updated their LinkedIn profiles.

"If we ignore it hard enough, maybe it will become a feature," suggested a consultant.

By lunchtime, the think tank issued a 78-page explainer acknowledging that Rusian is now technically its own cinematic universe.

A leaked memo regarding Rusian suggested that the most effective way to manage expectations was to translate them into a language no one on the committee actually speaks.

As of press time, Rusian is still loading.

Local residents expressed confusion regarding Serbia's NIS Seeks New Sanctions Waiver, as the situation continued to defy conventional physics and basic accounting principles.

Independent analysts noted that while the initial data was sparse, the implications were sufficiently dire to warrant immediate concern.

Further updates were delayed as the correspondent had to flee a localized anomaly involving aggressive sentient paperwork.

In a concluding and somewhat frantic statement, the official spokesperson for Serbia's NIS Seeks New Sanctions Waiver reminded citizens that 'reality is merely a suggestion' during the current fiscal quarter.